February 2012
This. Video. Is. Hysterical. →
A suit has been acquired.
Also, I took a bubble bath.
That’s all!
Bacardi 151+ Pepsi= cough syrup
DEFINITELY walked up onto the stage after the show...
It was taped to the bass drum
MINE NOW.
HA
They played St. Francis and Matt Vasquez forgot the words. So he just sang “blah blah blah” ands then said “this is what happens when you take requests.”
Nailed it.
KAYLA AND I ARE GOING TO A PRIVATE DELTA SPIRIT...
Yussssssssssssssssss…
whiskeyforagrownman asked: What's it like being so awesome?
I was walking the dogs today...
And a man driving a handicapped bus slowed down, rolled down his window in the rain, and stopped the flow of traffic just so he could say to me:
“You don’t need to put a leash on me…”
Stop waiting for other people to give you...
I WILL BE A SLOTH.
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JK Rowling is writing a new book.
I just took a stroll down the street I used to...
Courtesy of Google street view…
memories!
This was my house.
For some reason my photo booth couldn't detect my...
But I got it working again, and in my excitement I took this awesome picture of me with no makeup eating a carrot dipped in hummus.
You’re welcome, internet.
GPOYW.
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Sometimes when I come back from the laundry place,...
“LOOK AT ALL THESE CLOTHES!!!”
grizzliestbear asked: wwwDOTfredflareDOTcom/APARTMENT/USB-Tulip-Hub/ I think you might want this, if you don't already have it.
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I just saw Groundhog Day for the first time
The most exciting part was spotting a young Michael Shannon.
He was there for a bit, and then I think he went to fetch some lemons.
make-me-feel-infinite asked: You're AWESOME! (:
